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We are a computer sales and service business that has been
operating in the Comox Valley since 1995.
In addition to in-shop and on-site service, we provide a full
range of hardware and software options to meet your computing requirements.
This includes custom built PCs, workstations and servers built to customer specs
- you only pay for what you need.
We can also offer upgrade options for your current system.
Other services include:
- Transferring My Document files, Email, Email contacts and
browser Favorites from old hard drive to new PC or laptop,
- Memory upgrades
- Windows clean install to refresh older PCs and clean out
all malware
- Air-clean dust from PC and replace worn and noisy fans
- Install external backup drive and setup automated backup
of your hard drive to protect your important files
- Installation of a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) to
protect your computer from power fluctuations and outages - power issues are
one of the most common causes of PC damage and data loss
- Home and small business networking - install and
configure wireless routers and switches
- Website design portfolio:
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled
back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's
voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of
the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession
on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the
most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
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Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with
prepositions."
Texan: "Okay – where are you from, jackass?"
*** A blonde walks into a bank
in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the
bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank;
she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and
repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer
says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother
to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?” |
